Shocking Twist: Liv Morgan Teams Up With Dominik Mysterio

Alright, alright, let me tell you about this whole Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio thing, you know, the wrestling stuff. I saw it on the TV, all them muscles and shouting, kinda like when the pigs get loose on the farm, only with more shiny pants.

So, this Liv girl, she’s a feisty one, reminds me of that old hen we had, always peckin’ and scratchin’. She’s been mixin’ it up with them Judgment Day folks, real bad eggs, those ones. Especially that Dominik fella. He’s a slippery one, that Dominik. One minute he’s helpin’ Liv, the next he’s probably gonna stick a pin in her balloon, you know what I mean?

They had this thing at SummerSlam, big wrestling show, lots of yelling and jumping around. Dominik, he helped Liv win against Rhea Ripley. Yeah, Rhea, she’s tough as nails, like that old tractor tire we got stuck in the mud last spring. But Dominik, he was on Liv’s side that time. Made me scratch my head, that did. Why’s he helping her then causing trouble later? Makes no sense, like tryin’ to milk a bull.

First, he’s helpin’ her win.
Then he’s lookin’ all shocked about teamin’ up with her.
Then, who knows what he’ll do next.

He went on that Twitter thing, the X they call it now, like they change names for no good reason, just to confuse an old lady. Said he was shocked about havin’ to team up with Liv. Didn’t seem too happy about it. Said it wasn’t his idea. Sounds like someone told him to do somethin’ he didn’t want to, like eatin’ your vegetables when you really want pie.

Then there’s this IYO SKY girl. She’s got the title, the shiny belt they all fight over. And people are sayin’ Dominik might turn on Liv and cost her the match against IYO SKY. Wouldn’t surprise me none. He’s about as trustworthy as a screen door on a submarine.

Liv, she’s got guts, I’ll give her that. She went and interrupted somethin’ with them Judgment Day fellas on the Monday night show. Caused a whole ruckus. That’s like walkin’ into a hornet’s nest and kickin’ it, if you ask me. But that’s wrestling, I guess. All about stirrin’ up trouble.

And then there was that WarGames thing. Rhea, she pinned Liv. After that, Dominik posted somethin’ online again. Always with the online stuff, these young’uns. Can’t just say somethin’ to your face, gotta put it on the internet for the whole world to see. Anyway, he said somethin’ about it, probably stirrin’ the pot some more.

It’s all a big soap opera, if you ask me. One minute they’re friends, the next they’re fightin’. Reminds me of that time the Johnson’s and the Miller’s had that feud over the fence line. Lots of yelling and finger-pointing, and for what? In the end, they both ended up havin’ to fix the fence anyway.

So, will Dominik betray Liv? Maybe. Maybe not. It’s wrestling, they do whatever they think will get folks riled up and watchin’. Me? I just watch it for the spectacle. All the athleticism and the drama, it’s somethin’ different from milkin’ cows and chasing chickens, I’ll tell you that.

But I tell you what, I wouldn’t trust that Dominik fella further than I could throw him, and that ain’t sayin’ much considerin’ he’s probably twice my size. He’s gonna do what he’s gonna do, and Liv, well, she better watch her back. That’s all there is to it. Just like you gotta keep an eye on the weather, you gotta keep an eye on them wrestlers, always up to somethin’.

And that’s the story as far as I can tell. Probably more to it, but that’s all this old lady can figure out from watchin’ that crazy wrestling show.