Alright, so, you wanna know about this “massacre” thing in WWE, huh? I tell ya, these young folks and their fancy words. Massacre, sounds scary, like somethin’ outta them horror movies my grandkids watch. But lemme tell ya what I gathered, okay? Don’t expect no fancy talk from me, I just tell it like it is.
So, there’s this WWE, right? Wrestlin’. Big sweaty guys in tiny shorts, slammin’ each other around. Used to watch it with my husband back in the day, before he… well, before he wasn’t around no more. Anyways, they still doin’ their thing, these wrestlers. And now they talkin’ ’bout a “massacre.”
Seems like they been showin’ all sorts of weird stuff. “Cryptic images,” they call ’em. And sounds too. Like, spooky whispers and stuff. You know, the kinda stuff that makes the hair on your arms stand up. They doin’ it to get folks all riled up, I reckon. Gotta make it excitin’, otherwise nobody gonna watch, right?
- First, they show these pictures and sounds. All mysterious-like.
- Then, during a fight, a “Intercontinental championship match,” whatever that means, at somethin’ called “Clash at the Castle,” another QR code pops up. Don’t ask me what a QR code is. Some newfangled gizmo, I guess.
- And this code, it says there’s a “massacre” comin’. Now, that ain’t right. Wrestlin’ is supposed to be fun, not scary. But these young folks, they always gotta make things dramatic.
Fightful, whoever they are, they sayin’ it too. Massacre comin’. Now, I ain’t sure if it’s gonna be a real massacre. Probably not. They just like to scare ya, get ya tuned in. Like those soap operas my daughter watches. Always somethin’ dramatic happenin’. But it keeps ya watchin’, don’t it?
I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about a “new character” or somethin’. Maybe this massacre thing is just how they gonna introduce this new fella. Like, he comes in and causes all sorts of trouble. Beats everybody up. That’s what they do, these wrestlers. They gotta be tough, gotta be mean. Otherwise, nobody gonna cheer for ’em, or boo ’em, whichever they want.
I tell ya, back in my day, wrestlin’ was simpler. Good guys versus bad guys. Now, they got all these fancy moves, all this drama. And QR codes and “cryptic images.” It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me. But hey, if it keeps folks entertained, I guess it’s alright.
So, this massacre. Don’t you go losin’ sleep over it. It’s probably just gonna be some wrestler comin’ in and causin’ a ruckus. Maybe throwin’ chairs, slammin’ folks into tables. The usual stuff. They just like to make it sound scary, so you watch. It’s all part of the show, ya know? Just like them soap operas.
And if it is somethin’ really scary? Well, I guess I’ll just change the channel. There’s always that nice fella on the cookin’ show. He makes a mean apple pie. That’s somethin’ I can get behind. No massacres there, just good ol’ fashioned cookin’.
Anyways, that’s what I know about this whole massacre is coming thing. Don’t worry too much, it’s just wrestlin’. They like to make a big fuss over nothin’.
WWE is always tryin’ to keep things fresh, gotta give ‘em that. Maybe this “massacre” is just their way of doin’ that. Just gotta wait and see, I guess. But I betcha it ain’t gonna be nothin’ too serious. Just a bunch of sweaty guys pretendin’ to beat each other up. Like always.
So, there you have it. An old lady’s take on this “massacre” thing. Not too fancy, but hopefully it makes some sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ and massacres is makin’ me hungry.
Remember, it’s all just for entertainment. Don’t take it too seriously, just like them horror movies and soap operas. They ain’t real life. Now, you have a good day, ya hear?
Tags: [WWE, Massacre, Wrestling, Clash at the Castle, QR Code, Fightful, Cryptic Images, Intercontinental Championship]
