Alright, so lemme tell you about this whole “Roman Reigns Tribal Chief” thing I’ve been messing around with. It’s less about the wrestling and more about the… well, the aesthetic, the vibe, you know?
It all started ’cause I was bored, honestly. Saw some pics of Roman Reigns online, all serious and imposing, and I thought, “Damn, that’s a look.” Plus, I’ve been needing a new profile pic for, like, forever. So, I figured, why not try and channel my inner Tribal Chief?
First things first, the hair. Now, I ain’t got the same luscious locks as Roman, but I did what I could. I slicked my hair back real tight, used a whole can of hairspray – maybe a little too much, ’cause it was kinda crunchy. Looked alright though, from a distance.
Next up, the clothes. This was tricky. I ain’t got no fancy Samoan tribal gear lying around. So, I improvised. Found a black turtleneck – always a good start – and a leather jacket. The jacket’s a bit worn, but it adds character, right? Tried to look all brooding and powerful.
Then came the face. This is where it got interesting. I tried to do the whole “serious scowl” thing, but I just ended up looking constipated. Took a few tries, but I eventually managed something that looked vaguely intimidating. Gotta practice that “I’m in charge” look.
The lighting was key. Set up my phone on a tripod, messed around with the angles, and found a spot with some decent shadows. Shadows are your friend when you’re trying to look like a dominant alpha. Trust me.
Took, like, a hundred pictures. Seriously. Deleted most of ’em immediately. But a few… a few had potential. I messed around with the filters, tweaked the contrast, and finally, I had something I was happy with.
The final result? Well, it’s not exactly Roman Reigns, but it’s… a Tribal Chief, let’s put it that way. Maybe a regional manager Tribal Chief. Or a Tribal Chief in training. But hey, it’s better than my old profile pic, which was a blurry selfie from like, five years ago.
The whole process was actually kinda fun. It’s silly, I know, but it’s cool to try and embody a different persona, even if it’s just for a few photos. Plus, I learned a lot about lighting and angles. And the importance of not using too much hairspray.
Here’s the breakdown:
- Hair: Slicked back with way too much hairspray.
- Clothes: Black turtleneck, leather jacket.
- Face: Serious scowl (attempted).
- Lighting: Shadows are your friend.
- Photos: Take a ton, delete most.
- Filters: Subtle tweaks only.
Would I do it again? Probably. Maybe I’ll try a different wrestling persona next time. The possibilities are endless!
Just remember, it’s all about having fun and not taking yourself too seriously. Even if you’re trying to look like the Head of the Table.
