Alright, let’s talk about them n.w.o wrestling members, you know, the fellas who caused a ruckus in that wrestling world. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I watched them on TV sometimes, them fellas was always up to no good, causing trouble, just like my neighbor’s chickens, always escaping the coop.
So, first off, you got this Hollywood Hulk Hogan fella. Big guy, muscles everywhere. He used to be a good guy, you know, the kind you cheer for. Then, boom, he turns bad, joins this nWo group. Like that time my old dog started biting everyone, you just can’t trust nobody these days, can ya?
Then there’s Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. These two, they started the whole nWo thing. They showed up and, bam, wrestling changed. Like when they built that new highway bypass, everything different now. They were like them troublemakers in school, always stirring the pot, making a scene.
- Scott Hall – They called him “Razor Ramon” sometimes, always with that toothpick in his mouth. He was slick, you know, like a snake oil salesman.
- Kevin Nash – Big fella, tall as a tree. They called him “Diesel” before, but then he became nWo, all black and white and mean.
And don’t forget about Randy Savage. “Macho Man” they called him. He was wild, always yelling, “Oh yeah!” He was a good guy for a while, then he joined the nWo too. It was like when the preacher in our town started wearing fancy suits and driving a big car, you just knew something was fishy.
They had a whole bunch of other fellas join up too. Lex Luger, he was strong, muscles bulging like sacks of potatoes. Konnan, he was kinda cool, with his rap music and all. Buff Bagwell, he was pretty, you know, always posing. And Disco Inferno, he just danced around a lot.
There was even this Eric Bischoff fella, the boss man of the whole wrestling company! He joined the nWo too! Imagine that, the boss joining the bad guys. It was like the sheriff running off with the outlaws, just unheard of.
And then you got Miss Elizabeth, she was with Macho Man. She was pretty and nice, always dressed up. I don’t know why she joined them bad guys, maybe she just wanted to be with her fella, like that time my hen followed the rooster into the neighbor’s yard, even though she knew it was trouble.
They even had some big fellas, like The Giant, he was really tall, taller than anyone I ever seen. And Curt Hennig, they said he was good at wrestling, but I didn’t see much of him. There were so many of them, it was hard to keep track.
This nWo thing, it started in 1996. That was a long time ago, I think. Time flies, you know, like when you’re chasing a runaway pig, you blink and it’s already across the field. They had this big show, Bash at the Beach, that’s where it all started. Like when that big storm hit our town, everything changed after that.
They went around causing trouble, spray-painting nWo everywhere, beating up the good guys. They were like a gang of wild dogs, running around, biting everyone. It was exciting, I gotta say, even though it was wrong. Like watching a car crash, you know you shouldn’t, but you just can’t look away.
They even went to Japan, wrestled over there too. Those Japanese fellas, they’re tough, but the nWo, they were tough too. It’s like when my cousin went to the city, thought he was tough, but then he met some real tough guys there.
So, yeah, that’s what I know about them n.w.o. wrestling members. A bunch of troublemakers, but they sure made wrestling interesting for a while. Like that time the circus came to town, it was chaotic, but it was fun to watch. But in the end, you know, the good guys always win, or at least they should. Just like in those old western movies, the sheriff always gets his man.
They had different colors too, red and black sometimes, they called themselves nWo Wolfpac. It was confusing, all these different names and colors. Like trying to sort out a basket of mixed-up yarn, you never know where to start.
But that’s wrestling for ya, always changing, always something new. It’s like the weather, one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s raining cats and dogs. And them n.w.o wrestling members, they were a big part of that change, for better or for worse. They sure made a mess of things, but it was a fun mess to watch, from my old rocking chair, anyway.
