Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them Forts in Sea of Thieves, you hear? Ain’t nothin’ fancy ’bout it, just good ol’ plain speakin’ on how to get yer hands on some loot.
Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, but I know a thing or two ’bout gettin’ rich in this here game. Forget them fancy quests, I say. The real treasure? It’s lyin’ around on them islands, or locked up tight in them Forts. So, first thing’s first, when you land on an island, tell yer crew to poke around. We found a captain’s chest once, just sittin’ there, when the quest didn’t give us nothin’ but dirt. That’s what I call a good day.
But them Forts, they’re somethin’ else. Full of ghosts and whatnot, but they got the real good stuff. You gotta fight yer way through, mind you. Lots of them spooky fellas, phantoms they call ’em. I just use my blunderbuss, close range like, boom, right in their face. Or a good ol’ sword slash works too. And don’t you worry ’bout runnin’ outta bullets, them ghosts drop ammo pouches all the time, so you keep on shootin’.
- First thing: Get yerself inside the fort. Easier said than done, sometimes.
- Second thing: Fight off them ghosties. Blunderbuss or sword, take yer pick.
- Third thing: Look for keys. Two kinds, mind you.
Now, about them keys. You need ’em to get to the real treasure. There’s this Fortress Treasury Key, see? The big boss ghost, the Captain, he drops it when you finally beat him. Then all them other ghosts, they skedaddle. That key unlocks the Treasury Vault, down at the bottom of the Fort. That’s where the good stuff is, ghostly treasure and regular treasure, all piled up high.
But hold on, there’s another key, the Fortress Store Room Key. This one’s a bit trickier to find. It could be anywhere inside the Fort, in a cabinet, a cupboard, even a crate. And it ain’t always on the same floor, so you gotta search high and low. Don’t forget to look outside too, sometimes them sneaky ghosts hide things out there. That key gets you into the store room, and there’s usually some extra goodies in there, you know, extra food and cannonballs.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout “disney sticks”, whatever them are. They say you can find ’em in the treasury and they help with the big ghost bosses. Sounds like a good idea to me, if you can get yer hands on ’em. They say five to eight of them sticks is the magic number.
And listen here, speed is important. You don’t wanna be dilly-dallyin’ around while other pirates are lookin’ to steal yer loot. Some folks say you can park yer ship just right, so you can drop yer treasure right onto it. Smart, ain’t it? Less time carryin’ stuff, more time sailin’ away with yer riches. I ain’t sure how to do it with all them fancy “bowsprit” words, but if you figure it out, good on ya.
And when it comes to fightin’ other pirates, well, I ain’t no expert, but I heard tell a sniper rifle or a cutlass is the way to go. Strong weapons, they say. But mostly, I just try to avoid other pirates, less trouble that way.
So there you have it. That’s my take on them Sea of Thieves Forts. Get in, fight hard, find them keys, grab the loot, and get out fast. It ain’t rocket science, just good ol’ common sense, the kind I learned growin’ up. And remember, always check them islands for extra goodies, you never know what you might find.
Sea Forts ain’t just about fightin’ ghosts and grabbin’ loot; it’s about being smart and a little bit lucky. And don’t forget to have fun, even if them ghosts are tryin’ to scare the pants off ya. ‘Cause at the end of the day, it’s just a game, right? A game with lots of treasure, if you know where to look and ain’t afraid to get yer hands dirty.
And one last thing, don’t be greedy. Share the loot with yer crew, they helped you get it, after all. And maybe, just maybe, leave a little somethin’ for the next pirate who comes along. Or don’t, I ain’t yer mama. Just get out there and make yerself rich, that’s what I say.
Sea of Thieves forts are a big part of gettin’ ahead in the game, and I hope my ramblin’ has helped you understand ’em a bit better. Now go on, get out there and make me proud.
