Alright, so y’all wanna know ’bout that jacket Caitlin Clark was wearin’ on that TV show, that Saturday Night Live thing, right? Well, lemme tell ya, that thing looked kinda fancy. Not the kinda thing you’d wear to slop the hogs, that’s for sure.
So, what kind of jacket was it? I heard folks sayin’ it was a Nike jacket. Yeah, that swoosh thing. They make all sorts of stuff, from shoes to, well, this here jacket. They call it the Women’s Oversized Wool Destroyer Jacket. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Destroyer? What’s it destroyin’, I wonder? Maybe the cold? Heh.
Now, some folks got all confused about a big ol’ “N” on the jacket. Thought maybe it stood for Nebraska, where Caitlin used to play basketball, I reckon. But nope, it ain’t that. That “N”, it’s just for Nike. Nothin’ fancy, just the brand name. Like I said, they like puttin’ their mark on everything.
This jacket, it ain’t cheap, ya know. Folks were talkin’ about how much it costs. I ain’t gonna repeat it, ’cause it’d make my head spin. Let’s just say it’s more than I make in a month, sellin’ eggs and such. But hey, she’s a famous basketball player, she can afford it, I guess.
- It’s got a zipper, so you can zip it up and down easy. Good for when the weather changes, you know? One minute it’s hot, the next it’s cold. That’s how it is ’round here, anyways.
- It’s got this ribbed collar and cuffs. I don’t rightly know what “ribbed” means, but I reckon it’s gotta do with the way it’s made. Feels kinda bumpy, I guess. Keeps the cold out, maybe?
- It’s oversized, which means it’s big. Like, maybe you could fit two of Caitlin in there. I don’t know why they make clothes so big these days. Back in my day, clothes fit ya right. But hey, fashion changes, I guess.
- It’s made of wool. That’s sheep’s hair, ya know. Keeps ya warm in the winter. We used to have sheep, back in the day. Nasty creatures, but their wool was good for keepin’ warm.
So yeah, that’s the lowdown on Caitlin Clark’s jacket. A fancy Nike thing, costin’ a pretty penny, with a big ol’ “N” and some ribbed stuff. She looked good in it, though, I gotta say. All clean and put-together. Not like us farmers, always covered in dirt and whatnot.
Why was she on that show anyway? I don’t rightly know. Something about bein’ famous and all. They like havin’ famous folks on TV, I guess. Makes folks watch, maybe? I dunno. I mostly watch the weather channel, myself. Gotta know if it’s gonna rain, ya know? Gotta get them crops in before the storm hits.
Anyway, that jacket’s probably sittin’ in a closet somewhere now, I reckon. Not gettin’ much use. Probably too fancy for everyday wear. But hey, that’s what happens when you’re famous. You get to wear fancy clothes on TV. Me? I’m happy with my overalls and my old work boots. They keep me warm and dry, and that’s all that matters.
And one more thing. People were sayin’ Caitlin looked good on that show. Well, of course she did! She’s a pretty young thing, all smiles and energy. And that jacket, well, it just added a little somethin’ extra, I guess. Made her look even more…polished. Like one of them fancy porcelain dolls my grandma used to have. But prettier, of course. And taller. Much taller.
So there ya have it. The whole story about Caitlin Clark’s jacket, straight from the horse’s mouth…well, not really. But close enough. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens. They ain’t gonna feed themselves, ya know.
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